Faggot of a sister

So. My Mom took my DS away and forgot where she put it and I ask my sister to help me look for it because it was her fault it was taken away and my sister just looks at me and continues doing what she’s doing. 

Uhhhhhh.. yeahh..

estherchang:

Philip Lee 9:55 pm
    whenever
    i accidently touch my nipples
    i think of you.
    yeah.
    LOL.
    FUCK THAT SOUNDED AWKWARD
    LMFAO.
    BUT YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING RIGHT? RIGHT. K WE STRAIGHT NIGGA.

I made my own night? Is that possible? LMAO.

K. So i’m being nice to my girlfriend and this is how she responds to me.

My girlfriend tells me to go to sleep because I’m fucking sleepy and tired. I’ve been biking the whole day.. I say no and I tell her that i’ll wait for her to get home and when she sleeps i’ll sleep. I’m being pretty nice right? This is what she says. K. I guess I won’t sleep then. WTF?

Roles Reversed: My girlfriend is too busy playing Black Ops to talk to me..

Isn’t this supposed to be the other way around? I miss her LOL :(.

My girlfriend is strange

She complains about the “bloody” graphics in Spirited Away when she can watch SAW.. WTF.