I fucking suck. I want to give you the best of the best, but look at this shit. I can’t even do this right. I don’t even know what to say.. Fuck Phil.
LOL i kinna just wanna fuck. Yolo.
My Official Car Re-lated FUCK List. Featuring Illest, Stance, and Hellaflush;
- Fuck “JDM”
- Fuck “Illest”
- Fuck “Hellaflush”
- Fuck “Stance Freaks”
- Fuck “Slammed” Cars
- Fuck Stretched Tires
- Fuck People who are obsessed with Offset and Fitment.
- Fuck People who put put X’s on their Pop-Up Headlights
- Fuck People are who have “Drift” stickers all over their Cars.
- Fuck kids who are obssesed with Classic Vehicles because of Google, Tumblr, or Forums.
- Fuck People who confused Supercharges for Turbochargers.
- Fuck People who try and Turbocharger their cars without knowing the least bit as to what they are doing.
- Fuck Ricers.
- Fuck Ricers.
- Fuck Ricers.
- Fuck Ricers.
- Fuck People with annoyingly loud exhausts without function.
- Fuck People who think fully built means CAI, Headers, and Exhaust.
- Fuck People who call Nitrous, “NOS”.
- Fuck those girls who think their boyfriend is the shit with his shitty lowered, EG6 on a D16 and a Tow-Hook.
- Fuck those Girls whom swear they LOVE cars.
- Fuck FanGirls.
- Fuck the guys who Fanboy around “JDM” Gals.
- Fuck the team “JDM Gals” from Riverside, CA. (Yeah, You guys are fucking slow. Don’t talk shit and expect to get away with it because you’re all women. GTFO)
- Fuck the guys that think the K20 is God’s Mechanical Reincarnation.
- Fuck S2000 drivers that think they are the shit.
- Fuck Honda for discontinuing the S2000.
- Fuck Dodge SRT-4’s. (tuckedsrt4, No offense my nigga. You my nigga, You know that.)
- Fuck Boost Leaks.
- Fuck Mustang Drivers who unnecessarily chase down every Honda they see.
- Fuck Close-Minded V8 Drivers.
- Fuck Initial D obsessed people.
- Fuck Nicki Minaj
- Fuck Detonation.
- Fuck Drive-By-Wire.
- Fuck “Governed Speed Limiters.”
- Fuck Soshinoya Badges
- Fuck Hypebeasts with Hellaflush Vehicles.
- Fuck Gas Prices.
- Fuck The U.S. Government for De-Funding E85 Ethanol Production.
- Fuck Ebay Turbos.
- Fuck Emissions Laws in California.
- Fuck Dual-Exhaust Systems
- Fuck Cat-Converters
- Fuck Under-Steer
- Fuck Traffic.
- Fuck spoiled pieces of shits that think they’re tight as fuck because their parents bought them a nice ass car.
- Fuck the Mexicans Ricers in Chivas.
- Fuck all the teeny boppers that think they’re “JDMasfuck” because they’re wearing “Illest / Fatlace”.
- Fuck Tumblr.
- Fuck my ex.
Feel free to add on;
90% Close to giving up, but that remaining 10% feels like 100%… I’m so stuck.
